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Who Can Find a Job First?

You work your corner with pride, Jack. :P
 
Dual said:
What if I pay myself to do something, does that count?
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Yes, unless you're paying yourself for sex; then it makes you the biggest nerd in the history of nerds.

I mean ever.
 
Donovan said:
Yes, unless you're paying yourself for sex; then it makes you the biggest nerd in the history of nerds.

I mean ever.
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I just paid myself $20 to empty the dishwasher, booyah.
 
^Fuck you, effeminate rich boy.
 
calm down ladies this can be resolved with jello
 
LOL, so LC tell us wtf happened?
 
Dual said:
I just paid myself $20 to empty the dishwasher, booyah.
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Is that what they call "it" now? Wouldn't it be more technically be called "handwashing the dishes"? But then what do I know, I always call in a maid service for the "Fluff and blowdry" combo package...with extra suds.
 
Squirrels?? Has everyone forgotten the squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
 
SuN said:
Squirrels?? Has everyone forgotten the squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Absolutely not! My loving adorable inquisitive SuN! I tried today but it was raining, so no squirrels. I did take a pic the other day with my phone but it was blurry so I delted it. I will try again.

P.S. Logging in today:

8:30 Woke up
Made bed, Took a shower, the desire to eat overrode the desire to be clean. I finished up and had breakfast.
I went on a walk around the lake
Then went to lunch
Came home and made several phone calls and responded to several emails. Found out the rumors are already starting. This is wonderful. One such rumor I will reveal in just a moment.
 
Shall we tell them? Reveal the secret? My dear sweet Love Child.
 
For LC :D

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Possums in city parx kekekek
 
You know I was going to insert some smartass commentary about twenty-something woman that dig you and such and so forth, but I'm not sure how to say it in a way that's not completely inappropriate.
 
LOL why do women like older men, anyway?
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
Not you, Our Lady of the Badlands. There's one I know that kinda digs her.
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No, I knew what/who you meant. I likes it down here these days. I remember why this place was originally created. What it has become is wonderful.
 
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