To all girls

[Ilyanna]

Well... fuck me then. Sheesh.

Well, I do think that's precisely the point: you not on list, you not get fucked kthxbai!








(OMG I am so sugary sweet'n'nice I can't even write that without the urge to add 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean it'! Sometimes I really disgust myself )

 

[Yub]

You're married, dammit!

Right. yes, of course. I'm married....


FRAK IT.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yea, that don't bother me.

 

[Yub]

Maybe I can convince my wife that polygamy is a good thing....like I NEED EXTRA WIVES

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't want to be married........

 

[Bickendan]

Maybe I can convince my wife that polygamy is a good thing....like I NEED EXTRA WIVES

Here, have a Book of Mormon. Once you're done with that, if you're still interested in the extra wives bit, I'll refer you to Warren Jeffs and the FLDS.

 

[Tisiphone]

Speaking of Mormons, Rhade from Andromeda is on Big Love right now.

 

[Donovan]

Maybe I can convince my wife that polygamy is a good thing....like I NEED EXTRA WIVES

whoops, I was gonna tell you to call Bick but he's already on the case. These damn LDS people are RELENTLESS!

 

[Tisiphone]

And that's the last thing we want to do to God.