I could merge all these threads.

[Gagh]

But I know Ilyanna will be grateful for the work

 

[Mirah]

Its my birthday present to Dirk.

 

[Loktar]

thats nice of you.

 

[Mirah]

not really

 

[Loktar]

k...fuck you bitch I was trying to be polite.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, Happy Birthday Dirk, now get into your mod chair and do some merging!
(I'd actually prefer the mod work to the Photoshopping and InDesigning I am supposed to be doing, but deadline is on Friday and I gotta get it to the printer asap, so meh...)

 

[Mirah]

k...fuck you bitch I was trying to be polite.

That is such a great sentence.

 

[Loktar]

why thank you!

 

[jack]

Dirk is lonely, so go easy on him.

 

[jack]

Hey can my av be the official Badlands Mod Chair?

 

[Loktar]

Dirk is lonely, so go easy on him.

I will. I'm a 36 year old virgin who just took a step back in life and had to move back with his parents. I'm lonely too.

 

[jack]

Do they let you dress up and shit?

 

[Loktar]

Do they let you dress up and shit?

They don't know about the dresses. It's bad enough she thinks my laziness and social awkwardness might be caused by Aspergers. So until I move back out. That stuff will stay locked in my footlocker. My room doesn't even have a door and is right next to the bathroom, and I share the upstairs with Dad and my brother who also moved back home. So I have very little privacy.

 

[Mirah]

Hey can my av be the official Badlands Mod Chair?

Thats a chair? That means her head is in a great position!

 

[Yub]

They don't know about the dresses. It's bad enough she thinks my laziness and social awkwardness might be caused by Aspergers. So until I move back out. That stuff will stay locked in my footlocker. My room doesn't even have a door and is right next to the bathroom, and I share the upstairs with Dad and my brother who also moved back home. So I have very little privacy.

What's that address again? I want to send a nice note to your parents.

 

[aeommai]

I will. I'm a 36 year old virgin who just took a step back in life and had to move back with his parents. I'm lonely too.

i thought you were married though...how can you still be a virgin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck, everyone's life sucks to some extent. You don't have to post about it in such agonising detail.

 

[Loktar]

Fuck, everyone's life sucks to some extent. You don't have to post about it in such agonising detail.

Well its not like every other day I post how I should kill myself because my mind and body don't work right, and it hurts just to live. Maybe it would help if I become obsessed over making lists of girls, TV shows, wanking, and writing creative enjoyable stories.

 

[FBI parte due]

Wacky manages to entertain, though, rather than just fishing transparently for pity.

 

[Loktar]

Wacky manages to entertain, though, rather than just fishing transparently for pity.

Touche.