CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'd strangle myself at birth and the paradox would end the universe.
you would be better to buy land in what is now the middle of a large city.i'm afraid i would go back and time and just do the boring deposit $30.00 in an interest bearing savings account trick. it has low impact on causality, the bank can earn money on the growing principal all the way up until the present day when i withdraw it all and purchase an island on lake michigan, a nice house to go on said island, a good deal of computer/studio equipment, a large drum set, a badass bass amp, and a television so large you can watch mystery science theater 3000 from space.
I'd replace Syagrius and carve out a nice principality in Gaul.