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Would you go back in time?

I'd strangle myself at birth and the paradox would end the universe.
 
*distracts Wacky in the MF so he forgets to go back and strangle himself*
 
I'd like to go back in time to my favorite meal, and then after I ate it, I'd keep going back an hour to eat it again.
 
I'd go back and find my 10yr old self and give her a stern talking to.
 
I have too much respect for causality to go back in time.
 
I just traveled forward in time. When I lay down on my couch and closed my eyes it was only noon, now it's almost four. I'm gonna go check in the garage and see if I have one of those flying cars in the future...
 
Well its 2010, so massive ships flying to Jupiter should be commonplace by now.
 
I started writing a list of things I'd tell my younger self if I ever went back in time, but I started to realise I'd be sacrificing a hell of a lot of good anecdotes to tell at parties.
 
All of which start with: "I has this friend in school/college..."
 
I would go back in time to correct my previous post to include a very important "not".
 
I would go back and murder my father before I was born.
 
I would like to go back to when I was 12. Theres a few things I know now that I didnt know then.
 
i'm afraid i would go back and time and just do the boring deposit $30.00 in an interest bearing savings account trick. it has low impact on causality, the bank can earn money on the growing principal all the way up until the present day when i withdraw it all and purchase an island on lake michigan, a nice house to go on said island, a good deal of computer/studio equipment, a large drum set, a badass bass amp, and a television so large you can watch mystery science theater 3000 from space.
 
I didn't mean to karma M Jackson there.
 
i'm afraid i would go back and time and just do the boring deposit $30.00 in an interest bearing savings account trick. it has low impact on causality, the bank can earn money on the growing principal all the way up until the present day when i withdraw it all and purchase an island on lake michigan, a nice house to go on said island, a good deal of computer/studio equipment, a large drum set, a badass bass amp, and a television so large you can watch mystery science theater 3000 from space.
you would be better to buy land in what is now the middle of a large city.
 
I would go back in time and retain America as a colonial colony.
 
I would like to go back in time to see what CleopatraVII and Marc Antony looked like!
 
I'd replace Syagrius and carve out a nice principality in Gaul.
 
I always knew Dual was a dirty little Napoleon. You French scum.
 
I'd replace Syagrius and carve out a nice principality in Gaul.

What gall! I'd have to travel back in time to stop you of course.
 
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