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Spartacus: Blood and Sand

XENA
 
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1 I AM VERY UPSET AND SAD, AND SO IS SPARTACUS. That was a shitty thing to do Ilythia, YOU BITCH :rwmad:
 
Just seen the episode where they got Spartacus to bone Ilythia. That was a shocking ending!! I loved Lucy Lawless's bit of acting right after whatsername was killed and she stood there looking around, trying to take in everything that had happened and trying to figure out a way out.

Also, we finally saw Spartacus's dong, which had been something I was curious about. Dunno why he hid that thing away for so long. Also, the slave he was meant to screw was hawt.
 
FUCK! THIS NEEDS TO BE ON DVD LIKE NOW!:pissed:
 
I loved that episode, probably the best one of the season. The next one you'll see is good too, but I'm HEARTBROKEN.
 
I just watched it. I knew... we all knew that that was coming, but it still hurt!! Ilythia is really gonna get her comeuppance now!
 
I don't watch this but are there any videos of naked Lucy Lawless and huge dongs I can download anywhere?
 
It's worth downloading. At first I thought it'd be schlocky and badly acted, but it's actually really entertaining and well written.
 
that would be nice.
 
It would also be rated X in the US.
 
wait. Men's dingle dangles is rated R. Women's get's an X?
 
What you can see without holding it open is rated R. I don't know what is hard to understand about that.
 
Has to be a soft dangle too, hard cocks are a no no.
 
I JUST HAPPENED to turn on channel 4's 'Embarrassing Bodies' show at 7pm tonight and they were talking about average penis size...they showed a guy's "floppy" dick (at 7pm!) but didn't show any erections (obviously.)
 
Yeah, he had a nice cock. And he knew it.

They could've shown it hard if they wanted to, though. They showed erect penis measuring on another C4 show a few years ago, though it was on at about 9pm. They'd got these three blokes to try out different treatments that were supposed to make them get bigger, but they measured them all wrong.
 
Do they expect the chicks to be laying on their backs with their pocketbooks open?
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That's been my irrational exception of most situations throughout my life.
 
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