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Happy Easter Bunny death day!

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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You all know what to do!
 
bite their little heads off!
 
JESUS ISN'T IN ANY OF MY EASTER EGGS :rwmad:
 
Remember to skull fuck the easter bunny.
 
[HAL] I can't do that, Dr Dave [/HAL]
 
Just turn off the safety!
 
Jesus is my "soap".
 
What?
 
This thread is disgusting.
A sacrilage!
 
Fuck. I'm just glad I got through the day without seeing one stupid little girl dressed up in a stupid little flowery easter dress. Stupid Flowery Pastel Easter Dresses! I hate you! No one fucking wears them except for easter! Die you mother fuckers! DIE!
Jesus does not care what you are wearing on a Sunday or on Easter Sunday!
You can stop parading your daughters around in those stupid dresses already!
 
I have another Easter Rant:

This is the first year that I am not able to gorge myself on Easter Candy. Fuck you and the not being able to have jelly beans, cadbury eggs, cheap chocolate, playing in the plastic green grass, pretending to be envrionmentally consciuos with the stupid paper grass, fucking sucking on eggs, crunchy eggs, chocolate, peanut butter, melting hard candy shell lick it off put it in my vagina and eat me candy. Hollow bunnies, thick bunnies, little ones, big ones. Pez! Peeps! Good Bye Peeps. I will never know you ever ever again.
LOL Shut up Love Child.
 
I brought my easter bag to work with me today so I could comfort myself with chocolate in my time of trouble.
 
Did it work?
 
Did anyone else cum into half an easter egg?
 
errr...

Probably not.
 
That's how they make Cadbury's Cream Eggs.
 
NOT NOW THAT THE BLOODY YANKS OWN THE COMPANY AND FIRED THE WHOLE STAFF AND CHANGED THE NAME TO "CADBERRY'S" IT'S NOT.
 
DAMN THE MAN
 
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