I have another Easter Rant:
This is the first year that I am not able to gorge myself on Easter Candy. Fuck you and the not being able to have jelly beans, cadbury eggs, cheap chocolate, playing in the plastic green grass, pretending to be envrionmentally consciuos with the stupid paper grass, fucking sucking on eggs, crunchy eggs, chocolate, peanut butter, melting hard candy shell lick it off put it in my vagina and eat me candy. Hollow bunnies, thick bunnies, little ones, big ones. Pez! Peeps! Good Bye Peeps. I will never know you ever ever again.
LOL Shut up Love Child.