I always say I won't watch Smallville...

[CaptainWacky]

But there's literally nothing else to watch on a Tuesday...

 

[whisky]

SGU, V?

Or if you've turned into a girl, Holby city.

 

[Further]

Watch The Wire.

 

[FBI parte due]

Learn Korean.

 

[Gagh]

Wank whilst looking at pictures of hot celebrities

 

[FBI parte due]

Do that, but with eight separate monitors arranged around a spinning chair and a script that switches out pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg on all of them every half a second.

 

[Gagh]

Smallville update: This episode blows.

 

[Gagh]

Callum Blue is fucking awful. Not even fit enough to hold Terence Stamp's jockstrap.

 

[whisky]

Yeah I was going to watch both episodes, but after that first one I dont see any pressing need to stay up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, wasn't Zod in Smallville before and he possessed Lex's body and wasn't English? How does this fit?

And how about having BAG from Terminator play a cheap terminator rip-off in the second episode. They have no shame. I have no life.

Do that, but with eight separate monitors arranged around a spinning chair and a script that switches out pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg on all of them every half a second.

I'd genuinely do this if I was an eccentric millionaire.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah, wasn't Zod in Smallville before and he possessed Lex's body and wasn't English? How does this fit?

I think your thinking of Jor-El who possessed Lionel Luthor.

 

[whisky]

No, Wacky is right, Zod took over Lex and gave Lex all his powers, including flight, the bit where he and Clark flew together in a homoerotic way was in the main credits for years.

 

[Loktar]

No, Wacky is right, Zod took over Lex and gave Lex all his powers, including flight, the bit where he and Clark flew together in a homoerotic way was in the main credits for years.

Ah yes....now I remember that. I stand corrected.

Maybe something went wrong in the cloning process to give him an English accent. The recent Zod was a clone and the other one was the original Zod that escaped from the Phantom Zone I believe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How CONVENIENT.

 

[Gagh]

The Kryptonite-Powered 'Terminator' was an idea so tired and lame it was painful to watch.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Mack's still fit, right?

 

[Seph]

But there's literally nothing else to watch on a Tuesday...

u do it wack coz u have little or no self worth, u do it as a sadist self punishment regime...

 

[CaptainWacky]

That is literally correct, yes.

 

[Tisiphone]

They should have kept Sam Witwer on and he could have played Zod, and then I would have probably tuned in more this year to Smallville just for a chance to see his hawt bod.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Isn't the new guy hot, then? And they had Oliver in a completely pointless fightclub scene for no other reason than to show his hot male body.