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I always say I won't watch Smallville...

Do that, but with eight separate monitors arranged around a spinning chair and a script that switches out pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg on all of them every half a second.
 
Callum Blue is fucking awful. Not even fit enough to hold Terence Stamp's jockstrap.
 
Yeah I was going to watch both episodes, but after that first one I dont see any pressing need to stay up.
 
Yeah, wasn't Zod in Smallville before and he possessed Lex's body and wasn't English? How does this fit?

And how about having BAG from Terminator play a cheap terminator rip-off in the second episode. They have no shame. I have no life.


FBI parte due said:
Do that, but with eight separate monitors arranged around a spinning chair and a script that switches out pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg on all of them every half a second.
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I'd genuinely do this if I was an eccentric millionaire.
 
No, Wacky is right, Zod took over Lex and gave Lex all his powers, including flight, the bit where he and Clark flew together in a homoerotic way was in the main credits for years.
 
whisky said:
No, Wacky is right, Zod took over Lex and gave Lex all his powers, including flight, the bit where he and Clark flew together in a homoerotic way was in the main credits for years.
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Ah yes....now I remember that. I stand corrected.

Maybe something went wrong in the cloning process to give him an English accent. The recent Zod was a clone and the other one was the original Zod that escaped from the Phantom Zone I believe.
 
The Kryptonite-Powered 'Terminator' was an idea so tired and lame it was painful to watch.
 
They should have kept Sam Witwer on and he could have played Zod, and then I would have probably tuned in more this year to Smallville just for a chance to see his hawt bod.
 
Isn't the new guy hot, then? And they had Oliver in a completely pointless fightclub scene for no other reason than to show his hot male body.
 
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