Ask Eggs Mayonnaise a question

[Bickendan]

When are you dropping by to put the Pope back on the strait and narrow?

 

[Kitty]

Is Eggs gonna ask me a question in my thread?

 

[whisky]

Of all the souls you have encountered, which was the most,... human?

 

[Yub]

Why won't you be my Facebook friend?
If you had a big pink stuffed toy iguana, what would you call it? [serious question, because I do have a big pink stuffed toy iguana and I've not really found a fitting name and I will provide photographic evidence if I'm not believed]
Please don't be offended, but I'm going to ask you one of the same questions as I asked Gagh: If the Ghostbusters were Venkman, Egon, Winston and Eggs, what form would the Destroyer have?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What are your favorite showtunes?

That would require a Top 100 thread. Off the top of my head: "What Would You Do?" from Cabaret, "Being Alive" from Company, "At the Ballet" from A Chorus Line, "In Buddy's Eyes" from Follies, "Beautiful" from Sunday in the Park with George, "We'll Take a Glass Together" from Grand Hotel, "Frank Mills" from Hair, "Getting Tall" from Nine, the Prologue and "Wheels of a Dream" from Ragtime, and the entire Prologue from Titanic.

Ask me tomorrow and I'll give you ten other songs.

If you were to cast Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, who would you choose to play the brothers?

Joseph Gordon Levitt, Elijah Wood, Mathew Morrison, Neil Patrick Harris, and I'd pad the rest of the cast with twink porn stars.

Did you love the way Franco Nero sang If Ever I Should Leave You to Vanessa Redgrave in Camelot?

I'll have to watch it/listen to it again and get back to you. I never was as much of a Lerner/Leowe queen as my compatriots.

Who's your friend til the bitter end though the bitter end is a million miles away?

Tofutti Cuties!

Who just blew in from the Windy City?

The cast of ER, looking for work?

And, in what musical does the heroine sell sheet music on the street?

I just came home from singing drunken showtunes at the piano bars all night, and I'm drawing a blank at half of these questions. EVIL!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When are you dropping by to put the Pope back on the strait and narrow?

He only calms down when he's in New York. I don't think it would work if I came there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is Eggs gonna ask me a question in my thread?

Yes, but I may need some sleep first.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Of all the souls you have encountered, which was the most,... human?

A piano player friend of mine. Whenever he gets around to writing his book, it will be devastating.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why won't you be my Facebook friend?

I don't deliberately add anyone. The few people who have snuck in were disguised as shrubbery and scaled the wall while I was slicing deli meat.

If you had a big pink stuffed toy iguana, what would you call it? [serious question, because I do have a big pink stuffed toy iguana and I've not really found a fitting name and I will provide photographic evidence if I'm not believed]

Nonno.

Please don't be offended, but I'm going to ask you one of the same questions as I asked Gagh: If the Ghostbusters were Venkman, Egon, Winston and Eggs, what form would the Destroyer have?

Giant versions of Courageous Cat & Minute Mouse, with laser eyes.

OK bedtime!

 

[Tisiphone]

Am I too late to get in on this?

Could I be your beard if you ever needed one?

If able was I, err did I see Able?

Can you get with this? Or can you get with that?

 

[Yub]

I don't deliberately add anyone. The few people who have snuck in were disguised as shrubbery and scaled the wall while I was slicing deli meat.

Well how the frak am I supposed to stalk you?

 

[Tisiphone]

And, OMG...you're on FB.

But no, I don't wanna be your friend if you don't wanna be my friend.














*sniffle*

 

[Gagh]

You wake up in the Sick Bay of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701. What are your next actions?

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you enjoy breakfast cereal?

Can you eat a package of bacon in one sitting?

Have you ever been to Bacon Today? Regardless of your answer have you seen Colored bacon?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Am I too late to get in on this?

No!

Could I be your beard if you ever needed one?

Sure! I have a Beard Starter Kit that I send my beards in advance of public appearances, so that we can talk like we've been together for years.

If able was I, ere did I see Able?

I still need to watch that show from the beginning, but I so enjoy a good pallindrome.

Can you get with this? Or can you get with that?

Can't get there from here...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You wake up in the Sick Bay of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701. What are your next actions?

1. I ask Bones what's wrong with me. If it's not serious, I get up and walk around.
2. I warn Janice Rand to watch herself, lest she lose her flower to the wrong bee.
3. I go off and get drunk with Kirk, but once he starts babbling on about green vaginas, I sneak off and find Sulu's quarters and...bow chicka bow wow...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do you enjoy breakfast cereal?

Occasionally, but not often. There's a box of Apple Cinammon Cheerios in the pantry that's gathering dust by now.

Can you eat a package of bacon in one sitting?

I haven't tried, and I don't think I will, because I really wouldn't want to know if the answer is "yes".

Have you ever been to Bacon Today? Regardless of your answer have you seen Colored bacon?

No and no. But I'm curious if one of the colors holds the secret to eternal life.

 

[Dr Dave]

If coloured bacon was in the south, would it have to ride in the back of the bacon bus?

Do you like the phrase "How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?"?

War, what is it good for?

Have you seen the movie Blades of Glory?

Who would win in a fight Jimmy Carter or Richard Nixon?

 

[Cock]

Which was your favorite single question so far?

 

[ThatSunrise]

Have you had baked ziti from Mama Tina's? If so, what are your thoughts?