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Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Because there's a bandwagon going on and bands always need clarinetists!

Last time I did one of these was at least three years ago at Lonaf, and that was a necro of my thread from when I joined over there!
 
1 Do you watch Doctor Who

2 if so who is your favourite

3 Do you have any action figures?

4 if so who of?
 
1 Do you watch Doctor Who
Unfortunately, no. It does sound intriguing, but for the lack of TV. Perhaps it's time to troll YouTube, yes?

2 if so who is your favourite
Hmm, I'll need a plan of attack to figure the best way to watch the various series.

3 Do you have any action figures?
Yes, but only one.

4 if so who of?
The Marine from Starcraft.
 
Have you ever put up a shelf?

Is it level?
 
Why does asperagus make one's pee smell funny?
 
Have you ever put up a shelf?
Pulled the planks out of a box and assembled it, yes. Built it from scratch myself, no, though that sounds like a worthwhile project.

Is it level?

IKEA would have some 'splainin' to do if it weren't!
 
Why does asperagus make one's pee smell funny?

It's their way of getting back at us for eating them.

They have a chemical compound that reacts with urine, I think.
 
When I eat it in the restaurants it doesn't seem to happen as much as when I eat it at home. Do you think this could be a weapon some day?
 
When I eat it in the restaurants it doesn't seem to happen as much as when I eat it at home. Do you think this could be a weapon some day?

Yes. When the jerk insists on watersports, stock up on cans of aspargus.
 
Are you or have you ever been a clone of John Goodman?
 
Are you or have you ever been a clone of John Goodman?

No. However, my face seems to hold an uncanny resemblance to that of Percy Grainger's.
 
What's your favorite classical music piece?
 
Did you ever start a parody "Ask me" thread that people took seriously, then found yourself andwering questions anyway although you really never intended to?

Don't you hate when that happens?
 
Do your magic underoos chafe?
 
Did you ever start a parody "Ask me" thread that people took seriously, then found yourself andwering questions anyway although you really never intended to?

Don't you hate when that happens?

Make your answers short and boring. The thread will sink like a thingy that sinks.
 
BIBBLE?
 
What say you on fish sticks?
 
What's your favorite classical music piece?

That depends on my mood and if I'm transcribing or playing a particular piece (in ensemble).

Overall, my favorite is Philip Sparke - Symphony no. 1 Earth Water Sun Wind

I've linked to two different versions -- the first is uncut, performed by the North Coast Symphonic Band with me on alto and contrabass clarinets (it'll be very obvious ;)), and the other is by the Johann Willem Fiso Military Band. Just click on the movement name for the appropriate track.
 
Did you ever start a parody "Ask me" thread that people took seriously, then found yourself andwering questions anyway although you really never intended to?

Don't you hate when that happens?
Nah, my Ask Me threads are always bandwagon style.
 
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