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New BRA

what is this dial up you speak of? Is it some form of medicine that prevents the showing of boobage?

It is foul and malodorus piece of arcane technology that befits the gentle and kind old folks of Wessagonnadieland that imprison the fair and sassy Cassie.
 
You think dial up is bad, have you ever tried the internet on a mobile phone?
 
I hate bras and take them off as soon as I get home. FUCKING OVERTHESHOULDERBOULDERHOLDERS
 
Leapord print (RAWR)
 
You think dial up is bad, have you ever tried the internet on a mobile phone?

No but I've heard horror stories. One thread(1-2 pages) at Lonaf equaled about 19 pages on the mobile phone.
 
Yeah, but 16 of those was just Yubs av
 
LOL
 
Or his signature.
 
I wonder to they make bras with mechanical sucking lips on the insides of the cups! The kind that fit right over the nipples!
 
I've seen bra inserts with strategically placed thumbtacks but no sucking lips. I'd definitely buy two of those.
 
I've seen bra inserts with strategically placed thumbtacks but no sucking lips. I'd definitely buy two of those.

Which ones?..the thumbtacks or the sucking lips! :)
 
They should make ball bras.

They do.

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But who's the wearer of the blue bra?

Sometimes, bras are worn on heads. Like if you want to wish for big boobies, or a hawtie that has big boobies or Kellie le Broc.
 
i had sex with a marvelous pair of tits one time, she kept them for the most bit in her bra.

*reminisces*
 
i had sex with a marvelous pair of tits one time, she kept them for the most bit in her bra.

*reminisces*

You should have taken them out :)
 
No i wanted them in to keep form, they were removed for the money shot. it was a public display of affection in a beer garden of a public house.
 
I loaned this guy my breasts. He still has them and refuses to give them back.

breasts.jpg


Bastard tit thief.
 
proof that boobage is genetic department: while on vacation this weekend I observed a rather comely milf with unusually distinctive breasts. Largish and torpedo shaped but firm, kinda like Jayne Mansfield but not wearing a bra. Then I saw her daughter come through, woman in her 20's, had the same exact shape and proportion. Interesting...
 
proof that boobage is not genetic: my brother's manboobs are larger and saggier than mine.
 
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