Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Boobs or bust.
what is this dial up you speak of? Is it some form of medicine that prevents the showing of boobage?
You think dial up is bad, have you ever tried the internet on a mobile phone?
I've seen bra inserts with strategically placed thumbtacks but no sucking lips. I'd definitely buy two of those.
i had sex with a marvelous pair of tits one time, she kept them for the most bit in her bra.
*reminisces*