In the mood to kick ass

[Cinch]

You wanna go?

/chest bump

 

[Mirah]

* I throw you down a hill

 

[Loktar]

I fire magic missile into the darkness.

 

[Mirah]

Do not passive/agressively avoid either one of us Loktar!

*Pushes Loktar down the hill.

 

[Mirah]

OH wait. Perhaps I misunderstood. Nevermind carry on.

 

[Loktar]

Do not passive/agressively avoid either one of us Loktar!

*Pushes Loktar down the hill.

Meanie.

I put on my robe and wizard hat and leave.

 

[Mirah]

Dude, did you not see the title of this thread? Its a "kick ass" thread, that means you will get your ass kicked.

*I tie Loktar up, with his hands behind his back, put him in a boat and watch him float away. Don't worry, its just a lake, no sharks.

 

[Loktar]

*I untie myself with my double jointed penis, swim ashore, and fuck Mirah so hard she nearly breaks in half*

 

[Cinch]

*I push Mirah and Loktar down a hill while they are mid-fuck and laugh as the beast with two backs goes Ow, Thump, Ow, Thump*

 

[Tisiphone]

I knock Cinch over the head with a bullwhip then throw a can of readiwhip and hit Cinch in the foot.

 

[Loktar]

*I push Mirah and Loktar down a hill while they are mid-fuck and laugh as the beast with two backs goes Ow, Thump, Ow, Thump*

*I do nothing(except maybe wank) for the next 24 hours as I am paralyzed with a mixture of pleasure and pain*

 

[Cinch]

*I find wild strawberries in the grass at the top of the hill and dip them in the readiwhip remnants on my foot while watching the fuckwankfuck at the bottom of the hill*

Mmmmm foot dessert!