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In the mood to kick ass

Dude, did you not see the title of this thread? Its a "kick ass" thread, that means you will get your ass kicked.

*I tie Loktar up, with his hands behind his back, put him in a boat and watch him float away. Don't worry, its just a lake, no sharks.
 
*I untie myself with my double jointed penis, swim ashore, and fuck Mirah so hard she nearly breaks in half*
 
*I push Mirah and Loktar down a hill while they are mid-fuck and laugh as the beast with two backs goes Ow, Thump, Ow, Thump*
 
I knock Cinch over the head with a bullwhip then throw a can of readiwhip and hit Cinch in the foot.
 
*I push Mirah and Loktar down a hill while they are mid-fuck and laugh as the beast with two backs goes Ow, Thump, Ow, Thump*

*I do nothing(except maybe wank) for the next 24 hours as I am paralyzed with a mixture of pleasure and pain*
 
*I find wild strawberries in the grass at the top of the hill and dip them in the readiwhip remnants on my foot while watching the fuckwankfuck at the bottom of the hill*

Mmmmm foot dessert!
 
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