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Saturday night, 7:30 p.m.

I am jealous. You don't want to be friends with the Cunt 'Gear do you? Well Fuck You!

So I'm gathering based on your name you love me?
 
Poor Eloisel. Her coffee clatch/tea cozy thread hijacked by real and decent people conversing and having a good time.

We don't need you you old hag.

Shhhh I need her!
 
Shhhh I need her!

Actually, based on my limited experience with you, she needs you.

She was talking about somehow obtaining a seat on a space shuttle for me and has an imaginary friend who shoots trespassers with arrows.

Have you considered and intervention?
 
Actually, based on my limited experience with you, she needs you.

She was talking about somehow obtaining a seat on a space shuttle for me and has an imaginary friend who shoots trespassers with arrows.

Have you considered and intervention?

Nah I need her, if it wasnt for her, I would not be the person that I am today.

As for the person with the bow, that person would be real. I don't care for him, or his dog. But well.

Hey how come you get to ride on the space shuttle?? I want a ride on the space shuttle!! WTF mom!!
 
I thought you wanted a pony?
 
I could be a pony.
 
I thought you wanted a pony?

Yes I want my Fucking pony.. It's been 30 fucking years and I am still waiting on that damn Pony!
 
I thought you wanted a pony?

And I said Pony not a God damn Tony!
 
*snaps fingers*
 
*snaps fingers*

I sorry, Human Ponies just don't run as fast as the real thing..
 
oh we were talking about running were we?

*snaps fingers*
 
oh we were talking about running were we?

*snaps fingers*

Um, well riding on the back of a runny pony anyway :)
 
you don't want a runny pony. I promise. Of either variety :P
 
So I'm gathering based on your name you love me?

I don't love anybody.
 
love sucks.
 
you don't want a runny pony. I promise. Of either variety :P

lol, I meant a running pony. It's late lol..
 
:P) I know. I was just teasing you. You aggies are so easy to rile up.
 
:P) I know. I was just teasing you. You aggies are so easy to rile up.

lol, It's all good.. Wait Aggie?? Hold on, just cause I was born in the Aggie state, that don't mean I am an Aggie.. Just means I am a crazy Texan :)
 
I don't love anybody.

I don't believe you.
 
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