Coming this November to The Mine Field

[headvoid]

I could be a tree that goes "whoosh" when the main characters are in a dark scary wood.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're not no fuckdamn tree headvoid. You're better then a tree.

Go read the story, I just posted it.

 

[Loktar]

I've been trying to be really cool about not appearing in any of Dr Daves stories. You know, like the nonchalent guy at the side of the hall in the teenage disco, when ACTUALLY I REALLY REALLY WANT TO APPEAR IN ONE AND CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I DONT

Could be worse, you could be in the story as a crossdressing nobody that gets pushed off a boat by a Chinaman and is never mentioned again.

 

[Dr Dave]

Complaining won't get you put in.

 

[Loktar]

Complaining won't get you put in.

It wasn't really a complaint, more of an observation really.

 

[Dr Dave]

You were not a nobody, you did get a name I think.

 

[Loktar]

You were not a nobody, you did get a name I think.

Well yeah I guess....but I was pushed overboard and never heard from again. I was hoping to turn up again eventually though. I know I'm more of a fringe/honorary MF'er but still...

 

[Dr Dave]

grrr

 

[headvoid]

Yehh loktar at least I just came across as desperate rather than churlish. It's a thin line I accept, but I think I kept within the realms of Internet "bit sad really" rather than internet "angry"

 

[Loktar]

Yehh loktar at least I just came across as desperate rather than churlish. It's a thin line I accept, but I think I kept within the realms of Internet "bit sad really" rather than internet "angry"

I said I was sorry, OK?

Read the karma comments as well as the posts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dead means dead in the Dr Dave story universe. HE HAS WRITER'S INTEGRITY.

 

[Yub]

I don't even exist in the Dr Dave universe. I at least thought I could be the Joker to his Batman, but no. Nothing. Zip. Nada. I'm going to cry, cut myself and listen to Linkin Park.

 

[Homo Erectus]

you should do it yub. Do it.

 

[Dr Dave]

His wife would have to clean up the blood.

Can you live with that?

WELL CAN YOU?

 

[Homo Erectus]

pretty sure I can.

 

[Dr Dave]

So can I really.

 

[Yub]

Crawling in my skin these wounds they will not healzz SO ALONe so alone wHY won'T DR DAvE LLUVV MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Dr Dave]

You like want a list?

 

[Loktar]

Dead means dead in the Dr Dave story universe. HE HAS WRITER'S INTEGRITY.

Its a universe filled with zombies. I could always come back as one of those.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could, but you wont.