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Ladies, a question
- Thread starter Tisiphone
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The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
I didn't doubt your word, Tisi. I was just expressing my astonishment. Are bras with that many clasps common in the US or is yours an exception?
Yub
Anachrophobic
Is Tisi attempting to give the lecherous straight males of TK heart attacks or something? One could quickly fap until raw given posts like this:
If Loktar never posts again, it's probably because he's dead due to massive blood loss after a vein in his penis exploded. Thankfully, I got my end away minutes ago or I too may have suffered similarly!
Lets take this monstrosity I'm wearing right now. Front clasp with 7 FUCKING CLASPS. 7!!!!!!
No wonder he always wants to know if my bra is off before he comes over, because even I don't like unbinding myself from it.
And Mirah...I don't wear panties.
If Loktar never posts again, it's probably because he's dead due to massive blood loss after a vein in his penis exploded. Thankfully, I got my end away minutes ago or I too may have suffered similarly!
Yub
Anachrophobic
You are a woman. You don't have testosterone madly careening through your veins and impacting with the brain at supersonic speeds, thus rendering it inert so the penis can do all the thinking at the mere mention of anything at all that might halfway be related to sex. For a woman, any woman to say that she doesn't wear panties or that she may need assistance getting out of her bra...it's like putting a loaded gun in the hands of Dick Cheney and waving your face in front of the barrel.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
no, more like a hint at a slightly masochistic tendency
Donovan
beer, I want beer
I get this image of Mentalist and his g/f nekkid except for his Wolverine mask, growling "Honey, I'm the best there is at what I do."
Oh, wait, that's what I do. Sorry, never mind.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
Wolverine! Now that's definitely a man for whom I'd wear a bra, just for the pleasure of having him take it off. Hugh Jackman is just too sexy 
Loktar
Internet God
Lets take this monstrosity I'm wearing right now. Front clasp with 7 FUCKING CLASPS. 7!!!!!!
No wonder he always wants to know if my bra is off before he comes over, because even I don't like unbinding myself from it.
And Mirah...I don't wear panties.
I have a bra like that but its a rather plain sleep bra.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
And if you trip the wrong clasp first, them boulders will roll out and crush you right?
Donovan
beer, I want beer
That part comes a little later and is a part of the complimentary service we provide...
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
two other words:
expensive lingerie
expensive lingerie