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Ladies, a question

I get fitted at least once a year because mine just grow (even when I lose weight). So I'm in a constant state of tit fitting.
 
They're common depending on what brand you buy.
 
Is Tisi attempting to give the lecherous straight males of TK heart attacks or something? One could quickly fap until raw given posts like this:

Lets take this monstrosity I'm wearing right now. Front clasp with 7 FUCKING CLASPS. 7!!!!!!

No wonder he always wants to know if my bra is off before he comes over, because even I don't like unbinding myself from it.

And Mirah...I don't wear panties. ;)

If Loktar never posts again, it's probably because he's dead due to massive blood loss after a vein in his penis exploded. Thankfully, I got my end away minutes ago or I too may have suffered similarly!
 
Right, because seven clasps just reeks fappiness. Sounds intimidating to me, and I'm wearing the fucking thing.

;)
 
You are a woman. You don't have testosterone madly careening through your veins and impacting with the brain at supersonic speeds, thus rendering it inert so the penis can do all the thinking at the mere mention of anything at all that might halfway be related to sex. For a woman, any woman to say that she doesn't wear panties or that she may need assistance getting out of her bra...it's like putting a loaded gun in the hands of Dick Cheney and waving your face in front of the barrel.
 
To you they are clasps, to us its like the begining of Raiders of the lost ark, with Indy getting past the various traps to get to the treasure.
 
Ah, I get it....Kind of an "I'm asking for it" huh? LoL.
 
no, more like a hint at a slightly masochistic tendency ;)
 
My girlfriend complains about bras a lot and she is not overly busty. They do seem to be rather uncomfortable contraptions.

I often take her bra off before we go to sleep and have probably done so hundreds of times and before her many other times with other lovely ladies and I'm still totally fucking useless at those clasps. I look like I'm trying to break apart an adamantium padlock every time.

I get this image of Mentalist and his g/f nekkid except for his Wolverine mask, growling "Honey, I'm the best there is at what I do."


Oh, wait, that's what I do. Sorry, never mind.
 
Wolverine! Now that's definitely a man for whom I'd wear a bra, just for the pleasure of having him take it off. Hugh Jackman is just too sexy :love:
 
Lets take this monstrosity I'm wearing right now. Front clasp with 7 FUCKING CLASPS. 7!!!!!!

No wonder he always wants to know if my bra is off before he comes over, because even I don't like unbinding myself from it.

And Mirah...I don't wear panties. ;)

I have a bra like that but its a rather plain sleep bra.
 
To you they are clasps, to us its like the begining of Raiders of the lost ark, with Indy getting past the various traps to get to the treasure.

And if you trip the wrong clasp first, them boulders will roll out and crush you right?
 
Its the last one thats the trickest, got to estimate the weight and the pressure just right, then move your hand really fast.
 
Do y'all rub your fingers together and blow as well?
 
Of course, sometimes I even wear the hat.
 
Do y'all rub your fingers together and blow as well?

That part comes a little later and is a part of the complimentary service we provide...
 
Good to know.
 
Gentlemen, Gentlemen...

(and ladies, yes, I know, they can range in the $75+ price, so I only do this when I have the cash)

Two words:

Paramedic's Scissors.

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Problem solved.

Of course, if you are more into edge play, a straight-razor also works (but take more finesse).
 
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