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Loktar realistically considers the position of 'gay'. Is that sexual empathy? I think it is.

Loktar is sexually empathetic.
 
Loktar can't figure out if that is an insult or compliment.

Loktar will spare you from his negging wrath for now.
 
Loktar will eat the Spear Of Longinus to become Hitler. Then he'll open up a pizza restaurant.
 
'Gear said:
Loktar realistically considers the position of 'gay'. Is that sexual empathy? I think it is.

Loktar is sexually empathetic.
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It would have been an insult if I would have said Loktar sexually apathetic. And that would have been in some other thread because Riotgear is nothing if not on topic.
 
Brittany Spears has a fat cunt. It looks like one of those plastic, squeeze open coin purses. WTF is the deal with celebrities ugly pussys?

Loktar lost his leg in the war. What everyone sees him walking around on is his gigantic cock in a custom made shoe.
 
Loktar said:
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ah... that looks like i was agreeing with seph's insult and expanding upon it. I wasn't. I was merely noting that, as Gear said, they do tend to 'pouch' a bit when the Gunt is more of a Vag-omach (vuh-jumm-uck). This coin purse configuration keeps everything kind of enclosed, and can make the whole FUP area rather fragrant.

not calling you a smelly fat cunt, my man. in fact, you're rather uncunty.

Loktar: Uncunty and Unafraid..... on land.
 
Loktar was originally a conjoined twin. His twin was the weaker of the two. Eventually, Loktar Minor (as I like to call him) withered away and was surgically removed.

Loktar is the stronger twin.
 
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