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Homo Erectus is ok

3 bottles im drunk 5 bottles i will cannibalize ya fucking cunting family trees bitches.

im on my 3rd right now.
 
its too late if i have to pull out... its already in thar, might as well have my fun strangle her with her pantyhose and use it as an excuse to become an alcoholic mass murdering prostitute killer.

i can say my auntie used to make me wear a dress and my parents both used to beat on me real bad.
 
Seph said:
its too late if i have to pull out... its already in thar, might as well have my fun strangle her with her pantyhose and use it as an excuse to become an alcoholic mass murdering prostitute killer.

i can say my auntie used to make me wear a dress and my parents both used to beat on me real bad.
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Pfft. Thats a lame excuse. I wear a dress and got regular beatings with a wooden spoon as a child and I turned out fine.:D
 
I dint even know they made metal, wooden spoons.

btw has anyone seen that metal soap? how does it work?
 
i used to get beatings i think im healthy becoz of it now take your stockings off loktar and act like a real coffee machine.
 
7% abv is too weak.

get you some Mad Elf (11.5%)
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or Golden Monkey(9%)
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