IT'S A DONE DEAL!

[Gagh]

It's transfer deadline day in the football, and Chelsea have signed Hitler for a British transfer record of £23,545,697,459,264,236,617,423,961,647,774,614,961,101,987,104,034,981!

 

[Consumer]

Um...yeah.

 

[Gagh]

BUTTON IT YANKEE HEATHEN!

 

[Consumer]

I'm going to have an American Football offensive lineman sit on you.

And this, I presume is a soccer player?

 

[Gagh]

Not even comparable. Your heathen 'football' is more comparable to Rubgy - except Rugby players don't prance about with 20 pounds of body armour, and walk off the pitch after one kick.

There is no doubt, however, that the large majority of all REAL FOOTBALL players are complete pansies.

 

[Consumer]

Rugby players don't hit each other like this:

or this

'nuf said.

 

[Gagh]

Rugby players don't hit each other like this:

or this

'nuf said.

You don't watch Rugby, that much seems clear.

 

[Gagh]

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LOOK, NO PADDING.

 

[Colonel Worf]

Are those digits of Pi? You know I hate math.

 

[Gagh]

Fuck me, what box of mothballs did you creep out from?!

 

[Seph]

Not even comparable. Your heathen 'football' is more comparable to Rubgy - except Rugby players don't prance about with 20 pounds of body armour, and walk off the pitch after one kick.

There is no doubt, however, that the large majority of all REAL FOOTBALL players are complete pansies.

its called hand egg Gagh

 

[Consumer]

double post

 

[Consumer]

You don't watch Rugby, that much seems clear.

I do, on occasion. Yeah, tough sport, good to watch, fun to play.

But it's not Football, you Limey Bastard.

 

[Love Child]

Fuck Yes! Look at those legs! I've always said I never really enjoyed watching football because of all the padding. That was much nicer and I am now in a much better mood. Thanks Gagh!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU FUCKING ENGLANDES WITH YORU FUCKNIG PUSSY-ASS BADDMINTGTON, OUR SHUFFLEBALL IS MUCH MORE HARDCORE AND YOUR FUCKING DODGEBALL OUR VOLLEYBALL IS A REAL SPORT FOR MEN WITH BIG COCKS WHO WON THE SECOND WORLD WAR ANYWAY NOT YOU YOU FUCKNIG LIMEY EGG-EATING TEA-SUCKING BASTARDS, OUR BEATLES ARE MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR ROLLING STONES OUR PIERCE BROSNON COULD KICK YOUR SEAN CONNERY'S ENGLISH ASS, WHY I OUGHTA...

 

[eloisel]

Just curious - how often are the players killed or crippled for life while playing rugby?

 

[headvoid]

One dies every minute.

But then again, one is born every minute too, so it evens out.

 

[curiousa2z]

the circle of life.

 

[Consumer]

The dead ones get processed and packaged as "tailgate burgers" for next season.

 

[Consumer]

Note: they don't eat the soccer players.

Not even the Chinese.