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eloisel

eloisel

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What you doing?

Don't answer that Daystrom. I already know what you're doing.
 
Okie dokie!
 
I'm watching Day's slow fall into madness and self-pitty.

It's better than TV!

(and next week, I'll be having lots of sex with an intelligent, uninhibited, creative, pretty, and delightfully submissive female whom Day will never touch or even talk to, just so Day knows.)
 
eloisel said:
What you doing?
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I am so turned on right now. Even if its not me Consumer is having uninhibited creative delightfully submissive sex with I CAN THINK ABOUT IT CAN'T I?! AND I WILL!
 
Yes, you can think about it LC. I can think about it too. I'm thinking about it right now.

At the moment, I'm waiting for my after school snack to ding so I can eat before I go to get my hair trimmed. My hairstylist is a cutie but I don't think he'd like the sort of zombie noms my current level of hunger might drive me too.
 
I am late for an appointment, and practicing my flourishes with a deck of cards.

To me, there is very little that is prettier than a pressure fan.

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Cinch said:
Yes, you can think about it LC. I can think about it too. I'm thinking about it right now.

At the moment, I'm waiting for my after school snack to ding so I can eat before I go to get my hair trimmed. My hairstylist is a cutie but I don't think he'd like the sort of zombie noms my current level of hunger might drive me too.
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I always thought a naked hairstylist would be awesome. A whole shop of naked hairstylists. Yes, that would be a pleasant hair cut.
 
I Love Cunt said:
I always thought a naked hairstylist would be awesome. A whole shop of naked hairstylists. Yes, that would be a pleasant hair cut.
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I think it would be hard to get a good haircut that way since you'd be jerking your head and neck around alot trying to look at the naked naughty bits.
 
And the hairstylist would have irritated itchy bits from all of the hair snips flying on them.
 
eloisel said:
What you doing?

Don't answer that Daystrom. I already know what you're doing.
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This thread went four days without a response before I posted....
 
Cinch said:
And the hairstylist would have irritated itchy bits from all of the hair snips flying on them.
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This is why you have showers installed, after each haircut, they all shower together.
 
I like where this is going.
 
No point implied eloisel just an observation. If you have any more threads dying a dry death let me know and I'll bring it to life. These fags are on me like greens on collards hon.
 
I rarely worry about any thread I've initiated or participated. Thanks for the concern and the offer though.
 
Love Child: What are YOU doing?!
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Things. Some amazing. Some a little naughty. All fun in their own little ways.
 
I Love Cunt said:
I always thought a naked hairstylist would be awesome. A whole shop of naked hairstylists. Yes, that would be a pleasant hair cut.
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One of my favorite movies: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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No. I'm not a dirty, old lady.
 
yes, you are a dirty old lady.
 
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