BDM - please help me

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why does David Wright still strike out so much?

The first few games, the announces have been talking and talking about how David has been working with the new batting coach and how his swing is so much more streamlined.

Then after 2 games, he's back to ONE-TWO-THREE-SWISH.

Also his butt seems bigger. This is troubling.

GIVE ME ADVICE AND COMFORT!

 

[Consumer]

Here is your comfort:

The Giant are only 2 and 4 so far.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't even look at the standings until May 1.

At least Reyes is healthy, although he's not hitting. HARRIS! WOO HOO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BELTRAN WTFLOL KILL

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW ABOUT AN OSCARS FASHION THREAD EH.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hahahahaha Manny Ramirez.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He chose drugs over baseball. And that's bad.

 

[Tisiphone]

He's such a fucking dumbass and I'm glad he's gone. And anyone who votes for him to go into he HOF is a fucktard.

 

[Dr Dave]

The only thing I can add to this discussion is that The Red Socks have not been doing well so far this year.

 

[Loktar]

The only thing I can add is: GO YANKEES! WOO!

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm torn in my jeering/cheering for the Yanks since it feels wrong to root against a former cubbie. Oh, Joe Girardi. You broke my heart.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was having some trouble rooting against them since they were doing good against the Red Socks.

That being said GO RED SOCKS!

The only thing I can add is: GO YANKEES! WOO!

Somewhere Eggs has looked up and felt a disturbance in the force.

 

[Loktar]

Well I don't really follow sports but my brothers support the Yankees and I support their support.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should not support the Yankees.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

By posting in the thread, you hereby agree that the Yankees suck ass.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah don't be a communist and disagree with Eggs on this.

 

[Loktar]

By posting in the thread, you hereby agree that the Yankees kick ass.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is in fact not a fix at all Loktar.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Typical Yankee fan -- jumps on the bandwagon because other intimidating people told you to.

Much like the children of Teabaggers and Klansmen.

 

[Loktar]

Typical Yankee fan -- jumps on the bandwagon because other intimidating people told you to.

Much like the children of Teabaggers and Klansmen.

rocktar is not intimidating. He fails as a restaurant manager. He gets to chummy with the subordinates.