Just because you send me a pic of your dick

[Tisiphone]

Does not mean I'm going to send you a picture of my tits.

*sighs*

 

[jack]

LOLOL you just made my day with this post.

 

[Tisiphone]

Happy to oblige.

 

[headvoid]

Firstly, women tend to be less visually driven than men.

Secondly, Why are you talking to US Senators anyway?

 

[Tisiphone]

I wanna get caught up in a scandal.

 

[whisky]

I really shouldnt have sent that picture of Nixon.

 

[Cassie]

Stop giving away all the secrets, TISIPHONE

 

[Loktar]

Firstly, women tend to be less visually driven than men.

Secondly, Why are you talking to US Senators anyway?

Daystrom is a US Senator?

 

[Consumer]

In honor of this thread, I'm going to change my penis's name from "THE MIGHTY KONG" to "Nixon".

 

[The Tomtrek]

So does that mean if I don't send you a picture of my dick you will send me a picture of your boobs? IS THAT THE SECRET??

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if I send you a pic of Henoch's dick?

 

[Dr Dave]

This is becoming a hard thread to follow!

 

[Tisiphone]

It's bursting with diversity.

 

[Dr Dave]

More cocks then you can shake a congressman at!

 

[Donovan]

What if I send a picture of my coccyx and my sacrum? It's a real boner.

Oh yeah, baby, you know you want it. Look at it, how it shines. LOOK AT IT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wanna get caught up in a scandal.

POOPING ELLEN WASN'T ENOUGH?

 

[Dr Dave]

She wants bigger thrills and chills.

 

[Tisiphone]

And just a side note: cum shots won't work either.

 

[Cassie]

Cum shots are kinda gross, but that reminds me I was watching a cooking show and the chick cooking was obviously naive about the true meaning of "money shot" or she wouldn't have used it to describe her cake icing.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

My mum once told me I shouldn't drink the neighbour's moonshine because it might have orgasms in it.