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Just because you send me a pic of your dick

Sound advice.
 
That and moonshine can make you blind.
 
Funny how everything good in life can make you blind.
 
Red Hot Pokers jammed into your eye sockets can make you blind. I am afraid your theory doesn't stand up to scrutiny.
 
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers make me wish my ears were blind.
 
I disagree. In a world filled with auto-tune sameness, the Chili Peppers have something few other acts even try for: a unique sound. Love them or hate them, you can pick them out of the crowd in about two seconds.
 
I love them. One of their songs always reminds me of Ish FOR SOME REASON. I think I was going to "write a song" about Ish once, and now whenever I hear it I think of him.
 
Tis: Are you sure we can't work out some sort of arrangement here?
 
I believe it's far past time that the redheaded trollop sends me pictures of her tits.
 
I think I'm just sick of the Chilli Peppers after listening to them so much in the Noughties. Like when you listen to your favourite song over and over until you hate it.
 
Tisiphone said:
I wanna get caught up in a scandal.
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What about that time you rode my cock without permission at the Denny's while the waitress just stood and stared and then wept into your Grand Slam because I was already giving you a "Grand Slam" of another kind all up on the table?
 
:pissed: THAT WAITRESS WAS ME!

But I guess i should thank you, after witnessing that I decided not to go through with the sex change.
 
True. True. If you had, the customers would have put a whole 'nother spin on "service."
 
That was Tisi?

I remember seeing that happen.

Dinner and a show eh!
 
I fake rocked your world!!
 
The best I've ever had.
 
His dick? LoL. I delete that shit outta my phone.
 
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