What if you were a squirrel and you didn't like nuts?

[CaptainWacky]

Would you kill yourself?

 

[curiousa2z]

no I'd kill all the craZY PEOPLE

 

[Gagh]

I'd find a mad scientist to splice my DNA with a girl, then I'd go and smash all the Marvel Villains.

 

[Cassie]

I'd live on mushrooms and SADNESS.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'd eat pizza.

 

[The Tomtrek]

NOT nut pizza.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Squirrels rely on the kindness of strangers and naturally growing nuts. WHERE WOULD THEY GET PIZZA.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would not kill myself, but would become a squirrel kilt salesperson.

 

[Yub]

What if you were a squirrel and you didn't like nuts?

Then you aren't a gay squirrel.

 

[Loktar]

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[Mirah]

Hmmm we never hear of animals having allergies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or do they just die all the sudden from eating a nut, not knowing they were allergic?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Squirrele rely on the kindness of stranges and naturally growing nuts. WHERE WOULD THEY GET PIZZA.

Michelle Trachtenberg.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anyone making a pizza for a squirrel would inevitably put nuts on it, thinking that the squirrel would like nuts.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I woudln't. I would put good stuff like anchovies.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Anyone making a pizza for a squirrel would inevitably put nuts on it, thinking that the squirrel would like nuts.

She'd know not to.

She'd know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Squirrels rely on the kindness of strangers and naturally growing nuts. WHERE WOULD THEY GET PIZZA.

This is New York City. Pick a garbage can, any garbage can. JACKPOT!

 

[Mentalist]

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[CaptainWacky]

THE OWL WHO WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK.