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What if you were a squirrel and you didn't like nuts?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Would you kill yourself?
 
no I'd kill all the craZY PEOPLE
 
I'd find a mad scientist to splice my DNA with a girl, then I'd go and smash all the Marvel Villains.
 
I'd live on mushrooms and SADNESS.
 
I'd eat pizza.
 
NOT nut pizza.
 
Squirrels rely on the kindness of strangers and naturally growing nuts. WHERE WOULD THEY GET PIZZA.
 
I would not kill myself, but would become a squirrel kilt salesperson.
 
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Hmmm we never hear of animals having allergies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or do they just die all the sudden from eating a nut, not knowing they were allergic?
 
Anyone making a pizza for a squirrel would inevitably put nuts on it, thinking that the squirrel would like nuts.
 
I woudln't. I would put good stuff like anchovies.
 
I hope so.
 
Squirrels rely on the kindness of strangers and naturally growing nuts. WHERE WOULD THEY GET PIZZA.
This is New York City. Pick a garbage can, any garbage can. JACKPOT!
 
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THE OWL WHO WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK.
 
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