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Guys with dicks

Love Child

Love Child

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To: Guys with dicks and an affection for dimples
Question: Do you ever just sort of want to like put your dick on someone's dimples? Male or female. I'm just wondering, because you know, I don't have a dick!
 
No. It would be like cockslapping Shirley Temple. We're talking major psychiatrist bills.

A nice dimpled butt maybe. Yeah, that...
 
That thought had not occurred to me.
 
when asscheek fucking it's nice to have a dimple on the small of the back to catch all the ejaculate.
 
I'd put my dick EVERYWHERE.
 
I have never thought/done that.
 
You're welcome!
 
Love Child said:
Memo
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To: Guys with dicks and an affection for dimples
Question: Do you ever just sort of want to like put your dick on someone's dimples? Male or female. I'm just wondering, because you know, I don't have a dick!
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Yeah, dimples, face, mouth, it's all sort of connected IMO.

I apologize to you for not having a penis LC, God and his minions can be so cruel at times. You can use mine anytime & just pretend it is yours. ;)
 
When will we be able to purchase a HENOCH-shaped dildo/vibrator at our favorite adult video store? ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
When will we be able to purchase a HENOCH-shaped dildo/vibrator at our favorite adult video store? ;)
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Probably when I have died and people are ready to fully appreciate me. or never...take your pick. ;)
 
YOU WOULD DENY THE WORLD YOUR TUMESCENT HENOCHNESS? BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED?
 
THE HE-NOCH NESS MONSTER LOL AYE
 
^^^I DENY my fans NOTHING! Like Snookie or the Situation, I will provide loads and loads of drama without delivering a fucking REAL thing in regards to my true self (except for my true penis size=7.5"). You just have to ...BELIEVE!;)
 
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND CLAP, EVERYONE! OTHERWISE, HENOCH'S TINKERBELL WILL DIE!
 
Poor Peter Pan can't play with his tinkerbell anymore. NOW HE HAS TO BECOME A CHOREOGRAPHER! :shock:
 
Peter Pan never played with Tinkerbell. He was always thrusting his sword and playing with the Lost Boys.
 
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