Guys with dicks

[Love Child]

Memo
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To: Guys with dicks and an affection for dimples
Question: Do you ever just sort of want to like put your dick on someone's dimples? Male or female. I'm just wondering, because you know, I don't have a dick!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No. It would be like cockslapping Shirley Temple. We're talking major psychiatrist bills.

A nice dimpled butt maybe. Yeah, that...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That thought had not occurred to me.

 

[jack]

when asscheek fucking it's nice to have a dimple on the small of the back to catch all the ejaculate.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd put my dick EVERYWHERE.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have never thought/done that.

 

[Love Child]

Thanks!

 

[Dr Dave]

You're welcome!

 

[Henoch]

Memo
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To: Guys with dicks and an affection for dimples
Question: Do you ever just sort of want to like put your dick on someone's dimples? Male or female. I'm just wondering, because you know, I don't have a dick!

Yeah, dimples, face, mouth, it's all sort of connected IMO.

I apologize to you for not having a penis LC, God and his minions can be so cruel at times. You can use mine anytime & just pretend it is yours.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When will we be able to purchase a HENOCH-shaped dildo/vibrator at our favorite adult video store?

 

[Henoch]

When will we be able to purchase a HENOCH-shaped dildo/vibrator at our favorite adult video store?

Probably when I have died and people are ready to fully appreciate me. or never...take your pick.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU WOULD DENY THE WORLD YOUR TUMESCENT HENOCHNESS? BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE HE-NOCH NESS MONSTER LOL AYE

 

[Henoch]

^^^I DENY my fans NOTHING! Like Snookie or the Situation, I will provide loads and loads of drama without delivering a fucking REAL thing in regards to my true self (except for my true penis size=7.5"). You just have to ...BELIEVE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND CLAP, EVERYONE! OTHERWISE, HENOCH'S TINKERBELL WILL DIE!

 

[Henoch]

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND CLAP, EVERYONE! OTHERWISE, HENOCH'S TINKERBELL WILL DIE!

Too late

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Poor Peter Pan can't play with his tinkerbell anymore. NOW HE HAS TO BECOME A CHOREOGRAPHER! :shock:

 

[Loktar]

Peter Pan never played with Tinkerbell. He was always thrusting his sword and playing with the Lost Boys.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Poor Peter Pan can't play with his tinkerbell anymore. NOW HE HAS TO BECOME A CHOREOGRAPHER! :shock:

A fate worse then death.