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What advantages does the Mine Field have over suicide?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I can't think of any.
 
The MF is where it's at, suicide is not.
 
more crazy, less pushing up daisies.
 
The Mine Field is more of a temporary solution.
 
The mine field doesnt solve anything
 
With the Mine Field, at least there's the hope of a reply.
 
This reminds me of an interview I saw of a guy who jumped off Golden Gate and lived. He said the second his feet left the rail he was instantly struck by a profound sense of regret.
 
Suicide is so awesome. Only freedom we truly possess.
 
A possibility of boobs.
 
Sexy ducks.
 
Metal Feet.
 
A possibility of Natalie Portman.
 
This reminds me of an interview I saw of a guy who jumped off Golden Gate and lived. He said the second his feet left the rail he was instantly struck by a profound sense of regret.

I don't understand the people who fail at suicide then decide they want to live. Surely they've actually just found yet another thing they're not good at?
 
I'm really not sure what advantages suicide has over the MF.

The MF has cool funky people who I am led to believe are devilishly handsome and beautiful. They are also witty and urbane.

Suicide is the pool of piss in the corner of the park toilets in comparison.
 
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There's a difference?
 
I'm really not sure what advantages suicide has over the MF.

The MF has cool funky people who I am led to believe are devilishly handsome and beautiful. They are also witty and urbane.

Suicide is the pool of piss in the corner of the park toilets in comparison.

I like the cut of your jib mister!
 
I like the cut of your jib mister!

I do too. The jib cut is highly prized in most cannibal societies.

*eyes headvoid hungrily*
 
Uh oh...
 
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