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The Gossip Guy

I saw this guy that I hadn't seen in probably 10 years and I just happened to be coming from one of my houses that I was housesitting for so I had a ton of clothes in my car, not really a ton, just a laundry basket so it could look like a lot!
Then I see this guy, I'm like, "OMG there he is. There is gossip guy" If I say hi to him he will see all this stuff in my car and make up some story about how I am living in my car or something.
WHAT DO I CARE?! I DON'T!

But I swear-even just driving by him-he will have made all sorts of accusations in his head about me, my life, my living situation, what I was doing there, the time of day-
It is fucking hilarious!
 
Love Child said:
I saw this guy that I hadn't seen in probably 10 years and I just happened to be coming from one of my houses that I was housesitting for so I had a ton of clothes in my car, not really a ton, just a laundry basket so it could look like a lot!
Then I see this guy, I'm like, "OMG there he is. There is gossip guy" If I say hi to him he will see all this stuff in my car and make up some story about how I am living in my car or something.
WHAT DO I CARE?! I DON'T!

But I swear-even just driving by him-he will have made all sorts of accusations in his head about me, my life, my living situation, what I was doing there, the time of day-
It is fucking hilarious!
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"A" laundry basket is not alot. I was taking 4-5 laundry baskets in my car to the laundromat before we just got our new washer a few weeks ago.
 
Next time you see Gossip Guy, you should mess your hair up and rip your shirt athen scream IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT in his face.
 
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