Love Child
One Love
There should be a show with this title! It would be great!
I saw this guy that I hadn't seen in probably 10 years and I just happened to be coming from one of my houses that I was housesitting for so I had a ton of clothes in my car, not really a ton, just a laundry basket so it could look like a lot!
Then I see this guy, I'm like, "OMG there he is. There is gossip guy" If I say hi to him he will see all this stuff in my car and make up some story about how I am living in my car or something.
WHAT DO I CARE?! I DON'T!
But I swear-even just driving by him-he will have made all sorts of accusations in his head about me, my life, my living situation, what I was doing there, the time of day-
It is fucking hilarious!
Next time you see Gossip Guy, you should mess your hair up and rip your shirt athen scream IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT in his face.