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Thread where we plan to overthrow the cruel dictator Menty and smash the state
- Thread starter headvoid
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I go where Seph goes, no exceptions. (as long as there's no lizards) Ok one exception but it's a really good one.
No i just play favorites, always have, no reason to be shy about it.
He mostly makes threads about shit I don't watch on tv, so you'll excuse me if i don't click on them.
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
The Fifth column starts here. This is like Animal Farm all over again.
The power of paying for the site out of his own pocket and providing us a play area for no reason but the goodness of his heart has GONE TO HIS HEAD. This altruistic shit doesn't wash with me. He is secretly selling our powerful online personas to medical science where they are being used to power tobacco sales in the Far East.
I say we rise up and take over, pull down the Menty statues and hit them with our slippers. I work for an advertising agency so am perfectly placed to bring a new MORAL BACKBONE to this site. (How much is it to run again?)
There may have to be changes, painful changes, but we will ALL BE IN IT TOGETHER. So WE MAY have to sell Sarek to MumsNet as a plaything but this is a necessary part of the overall plan. Eggs may have to turn tricks on Craiglist, but overall things will improve.
You know it's the way forward, now sing after me:
STOP THE GREEK TRAGEDY
BUILD A NEW LEGACY
The power of paying for the site out of his own pocket and providing us a play area for no reason but the goodness of his heart has GONE TO HIS HEAD. This altruistic shit doesn't wash with me. He is secretly selling our powerful online personas to medical science where they are being used to power tobacco sales in the Far East.
I say we rise up and take over, pull down the Menty statues and hit them with our slippers. I work for an advertising agency so am perfectly placed to bring a new MORAL BACKBONE to this site. (How much is it to run again?)
There may have to be changes, painful changes, but we will ALL BE IN IT TOGETHER. So WE MAY have to sell Sarek to MumsNet as a plaything but this is a necessary part of the overall plan. Eggs may have to turn tricks on Craiglist, but overall things will improve.
You know it's the way forward, now sing after me:
STOP THE GREEK TRAGEDY
BUILD A NEW LEGACY
I am currently high on industrial strength bathsalts and I think I am losing my fucking mind.
all I can think about is eating a walrus.
I know its disgusting, and I know that it isnt something thats normal, like craving a hamburger, or punching a fucking stupid butthole sea otter, but for real, I could REALLY go for some walrus right now.
would walri jesus hate me if I just ate a little bit of walri? like just some of the blubbery hide?
fuck it, I am too high to think about that right now, I think I just shit all over my hind flippers, and it appears that I am currently eating a walrus..... well THAT explains the cravings for walrus.
I am hamburger walrus.
all I can think about is eating a walrus.
I know its disgusting, and I know that it isnt something thats normal, like craving a hamburger, or punching a fucking stupid butthole sea otter, but for real, I could REALLY go for some walrus right now.
would walri jesus hate me if I just ate a little bit of walri? like just some of the blubbery hide?
fuck it, I am too high to think about that right now, I think I just shit all over my hind flippers, and it appears that I am currently eating a walrus..... well THAT explains the cravings for walrus.
I am hamburger walrus.