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I think I was just too lazy to fully develop an autistic tic

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six,
He played knick-knack on my sticks;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven,
He played knick-knack up in heaven;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack on my gate;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack on my spine;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

I think this qualifies as a form of tapping. . .
 
When I order from a drive-through and they ask me if my order's right on the screen, I tell them I can't read.
 
And I keep magazines covered up or turned over because I think they're staring at me.

I've got a lot of issues...
 
Imagine just breaking your brain apart with your bare hands and being free.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Imagine just breaking your brain apart with your bare hands and being free.
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I'll never truly be free. My brain has powerful friends, they'll come collecting the debt I owe my brain. Please no....not another dick in my eye.
 
A dick in the eye is better than a kick in the gut.
 
Ummm...I dunno about that. Depends on how hard the eye dick is.
 
No matter how hard the eye dick is, the guy can only ram it so hard because it could hurt him too. Plus, with any dick there is the BOING factor -- it's not made of steel.
 
I can tap dance. shuffle ball change. toe heel toe heel. shuffle ball change tap tap tap. See Dick jump. jump jump jump. Jazz hands jazz hands
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
No matter how hard the eye dick is, the guy can only ram it so hard because it could hurt him too. Plus, with any dick there is the BOING factor -- it's not made of steel.
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I put it in enough orafices, there's no need for it to attack my eye too!!!


:)

I'VE HAD TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE
 
Would you like a banger in the mouth?
 
I'm not crazy about sausage unless it's smokin'
 
One in the eye is worth two in the bush.
 
I can't handle being alive.
 
I can't handle my penis its too big. I need a third hand.

(j/k)
 
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