I think I was just too lazy to fully develop an autistic tic

[Enkephalen]

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six,
He played knick-knack on my sticks;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven,
He played knick-knack up in heaven;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack on my gate;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack on my spine;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

I think this qualifies as a form of tapping. . .

 

[Tisiphone]

When I order from a drive-through and they ask me if my order's right on the screen, I tell them I can't read.

 

[Tisiphone]

And I keep magazines covered up or turned over because I think they're staring at me.

I've got a lot of issues...

 

[Loktar]

I think this qualifies as a form of tapping. . .

As does this.
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[CaptainWacky]

Imagine just breaking your brain apart with your bare hands and being free.

 

[Loktar]

Imagine just breaking your brain apart with your bare hands and being free.

I'll never truly be free. My brain has powerful friends, they'll come collecting the debt I owe my brain. Please no....not another dick in my eye.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A dick in the eye is better than a kick in the gut.

 

[Tisiphone]

Ummm...I dunno about that. Depends on how hard the eye dick is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No matter how hard the eye dick is, the guy can only ram it so hard because it could hurt him too. Plus, with any dick there is the BOING factor -- it's not made of steel.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I can tap dance. shuffle ball change. toe heel toe heel. shuffle ball change tap tap tap. See Dick jump. jump jump jump. Jazz hands jazz hands

 

[Tisiphone]

No matter how hard the eye dick is, the guy can only ram it so hard because it could hurt him too. Plus, with any dick there is the BOING factor -- it's not made of steel.

I put it in enough orafices, there's no need for it to attack my eye too!!!




I'VE HAD TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would you like a banger in the mouth?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I'm not crazy about sausage unless it's smokin'

 

[Dr Dave]

One in the eye is worth two in the bush.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't handle being alive.

 

[Loktar]

I can't handle my penis its too big. I need a third hand.

(j/k)