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HELLO CHATTERS

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I won't be in the chat tonight because I'm babysitting the monsters next door. PRAY FOR ME, OKAY?
 
OMG, it was supposed to be from 6-9pm and they've already called and asked for me to come at 5pm. THAT'S SEVERAL HOURS WITH THE MONSTER TWINS :rwmad:
 
Good luck Cassie, were all rooting for you.
 
GRAB YER PADS AND HELMET! GOOD LUCK!
 
You can do it Cassie!
 
DON'T DIE CASSIE.
 
It was a chat of Hell without you.
 
I"m sorry Wacky :(

OMG the boy teabagged his sister again. I actually said the words "STOP HUMPING YOUR SISTER'S HEAD".

Also when I got there, the father said, "until 11 okay"? AND ALL i COULD DO WAS SAY YEAH THAT'S FINE.

I survived.
 
The new Lannisters!
 
I hearted your tumblrs!
 
I"m sorry Wacky :(

OMG the boy teabagged his sister again. I actually said the words "STOP HUMPING YOUR SISTER'S HEAD".

Also when I got there, the father said, "until 11 okay"? AND ALL i COULD DO WAS SAY YEAH THAT'S FINE.

I survived.

Not a phrase one hears everyday.
 
I HEART YOUR SOUL.
 
DAMMIT, I will be babysitting the monster twins and two of their monster friends tonight. I will miss you all during our normally scheduled chat time. Also, I'm going to have to stay up late to see True Detectives which means my dog will whine at me the entire time because he likes to go to bed at 11 :rwmad:
 
Slip the dog a Tylenol PM inside a Snausage.
 
<!CaptainWacky> Susie what's the point in life without Cassie?
<Susie> point but the writers gave up and made her id on my PC, and TV without conserction
 
OMG the kids played the hunger games and I literally thought they were going to kill each other a couple times. Their dad owns a construction company and has all kinds of tools and shit, so the kids started building forts and chopping down small trees and they had an ax and a machete and metal pipes... I'M JUST GLAD EVERYONE LIVED AND THERE WERE ONLY A COUPLE BRUISES. They are heathens.
 
So movies really do influence children into trying to kill each other.
 
I'm glad they didn't volunteer you as tribute.
 
Before I even got over there one of them shot the other in the forehead with a pellet gun.
 
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