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Think you're pretty tough?

Nothing worse than a discursive Jehovah's Witness I always say.
 
I still say so.
 
It's dangerous to say such things, you know that.
 
Of course. I just figured that here, held to the ample bosom of my best and closest, I could hazard a bit of latitude.
 
Well, die cast, Rubicon crossed, enemies engaged at Teutoburger Wald.

Knock, knock.
 
We've done our enemy the courtesy of informing him of the engagement.

I don't see how anyone can expect more.

Righteous we ascend to Glory.
 
Good work! Looks like you win again. Heck, you can't stop winning.

Go ahead, win again. You have my support.
Are you playing a game or something? I don't follow. I haven't been paying much attention to you since you stopped talking to me.
 
Are you playing a game or something? I don't follow. I haven't been paying much attention to you since you stopped talking to me.

Disneyland?
 
No stupid, that was me.
 
random Pavarotti.
 
Never was a big fan of Vince. Good show, though!
 
You know, a lot of people don't realize the primary lesson of the scorpion/frog parable is that the frog is guilty of initiating
contact with the scorpion.

Because the scorpion is widely known for it's poor character, the frog, by entering into an agreement for services, is entirely responsible for the final fate of both parties.

I blame the frog.
 
Oh, god. Penguin in a shark tank again.
 
Right. So none of this should come as any surprise.

Stupid frogs always want to talk about bad scorpions.

I think we can all agree that scorpions are bad. Hardly warrants a parable.

Unless you're a frog.
 
suck it Gnome!
 
Oh, god. Penguin in a shark tank again.

Please dont make me fall in love with you again.

Great post
 
no you don't want Vap falling in love with you! you might catch something nasty
 
Please dont make me fall in love with you again.

Great post

You have always been and will always be in love with me. Even when you don't know it.
 
I believe Riotgear just affirmed that women being beaten by abusive husbands is their own fault.
 
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