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Your Life in Six Words

NeonMercuryASH

beer, I want beer
Doncha wish you could wake up?
 
My back hurts and I'm tired
 
Surprisingly healthy for a fat broad.
 
Incredibly lucky, smiling, unrealisticly fortunate, content.
 
L L R, R L R
 
That's about the size of it.
 
This is bullshit. If we're going to do this inane shit why don't we resurrect the two word thread and swap some recipes.

Someone go get caskur so we can learn about kale chips and bus stop art is western Australia.

For fuck sake people.
 
Fine then, resurrect two words or three or four. we'll call out for a damned pizza!
 
That was contingent on "if we're going to do this inane shit".
 
Always working, backs hurting, FUCK OFF!
 
I love life and my family.
 
Which is what I would say.
 
He was never good at games.
 
In real life I suck cock
 
I was drugged and date raped .
 
fuck you zimmy you cunt flap.
 
what are "cunt flaps" one wonders?
 
I am sick, fuck runny noses!
 
Sunshine, Flowers,
Oh wait
I lied.
 
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