You, uh... examine a lot of black mens' ball sacks, do ya?
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My Blood Runs Cold Issues
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Loktar
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No, I paint my balls black a lot for uh...reasons and they look like tiny raisins.
You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Time and black paint and ballsack funk.
Loktar
Internet God
Yep. Its a chore sometimes to be single, bored, lonely and weird.
I'll have to take your word for that.
Hopefully, they don't beat you about the head and neck with a thick stick for the black paint smears and ballsack funk on the pool cues and cards too often.
Loktar
Internet God
No they ask me if I have any black paint leftover so we all can get blackfaced and blackballed and go out and rape some lady niggers.
How excellently disgusting. Why would you post such racist nonsense? :hmmm:
Loktar
Internet God
Because it's Trump's World and we're all just living in it. Orange is the new black. So it's not nonsense. It's the new normal.
No complaints about Trump from here on out, then?
Loktar
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Nope. What's to complain about? That orange fish is frying himself. I like rich, fatty fish. With Russian dressing.
I haven't seen him say anything racist yet himself. But at least there's one fish in the pan. (Don't look now -- it's you. 
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As tuna is the chicken of the sea, that only makes you the turkey of the sea. Get on my sammich, Flipper. :naughty:
Moderate structural revisions to Act 1.
Y'know, revisions could be tackled a lot faster if you worthless halfwit horsefucking haters would provide actual, legitimately constructive criticism instead of idiotic vaguefag shit. I post things like this for genuine feedback, not so you can just spew shit everywhere like lactose-intolerant infants.
Loktar
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You need major structural revisions to the whole book. I recommend a hack and slash job or a scorched earth policy. That crapload bearing beam has got to go also.
See answer above. Happy now?
Your criticism would have so much more gravitas if only it were based on having actually read the damn thing in the first place.