My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[The Question]

You, uh... examine a lot of black mens' ball sacks, do ya?

 

[Loktar]

You, uh... examine a lot of black mens' ball sacks, do ya?

No, I paint my balls black a lot for uh...reasons and they look like tiny raisins.

 

[The Question]

You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Time and black paint and ballsack funk.

 

[Loktar]

You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Time and black paint and ballsack funk.

Yep. Its a chore sometimes to be single, bored, lonely and weird.

 

[The Question]

I'll have to take your word for that.

 

[Loktar]

It's not all bad though. There's lots of beer, poker and pool with friends and family to break up the monotony.

 

[The Question]

Hopefully, they don't beat you about the head and neck with a thick stick for the black paint smears and ballsack funk on the pool cues and cards too often.

 

[Loktar]

Hopefully, they don't beat you about the head and neck with a thick stick for the black paint smears and ballsack funk on the pool cues and cards too often.

No they ask me if I have any black paint leftover so we all can get blackfaced and blackballed and go out and rape some lady niggers.

 

[The Question]

How excellently disgusting. Why would you post such racist nonsense? :hmmm:

 

[Loktar]

How excellently disgusting. Why would you post such racist nonsense? :hmmm:

Because it's Trump's World and we're all just living in it. Orange is the new black. So it's not nonsense. It's the new normal.

 

[The Question]

No complaints about Trump from here on out, then?

 

[Loktar]

No complaints about Trump from here on out, then?

Nope. What's to complain about? That orange fish is frying himself. I like rich, fatty fish. With Russian dressing.

 

[The Question]

I haven't seen him say anything racist yet himself. But at least there's one fish in the pan. (Don't look now -- it's you. )

 

[Loktar]

I am not a fish, I am a majestic dolphin.

 

[The Question]

As tuna is the chicken of the sea, that only makes you the turkey of the sea. Get on my sammich, Flipper. :naughty:

 

[The Question]

Moderate structural revisions to Act 1.

 

[The Question]

Y'know, revisions could be tackled a lot faster if you worthless halfwit horsefucking haters would provide actual, legitimately constructive criticism instead of idiotic vaguefag shit. I post things like this for genuine feedback, not so you can just spew shit everywhere like lactose-intolerant infants.

 

[Loktar]

Moderate structural revisions to Act 1.

You need major structural revisions to the whole book. I recommend a hack and slash job or a scorched earth policy. That crapload bearing beam has got to go also.

Y'know, revisions could be tackled a lot faster if you worthless halfwit horsefucking haters would provide actual, legitimately constructive criticism instead of idiotic vaguefag shit. I post things like this for genuine feedback, not so you can just spew shit everywhere like lactose-intolerant infants.

See answer above. Happy now?

 

[The Question]

Your criticism would have so much more gravitas if only it were based on having actually read the damn thing in the first place.

 

[Loktar]

I read it. The excerpt anyway.

Anyway, I don't want to read the whole book, because then I might have to admit its pretty damn........