My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[The Question]

You, uh... examine a lot of black mens' ball sacks, do ya?

 

[Loktar]

You, uh... examine a lot of black mens' ball sacks, do ya?

No, I paint my balls black a lot for uh...reasons and they look like tiny raisins.

 

[The Question]

You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Time and black paint and ballsack funk.

 

[Loktar]

You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Time and black paint and ballsack funk.

Yep. Its a chore sometimes to be single, bored, lonely and weird.

 

[The Question]

I'll have to take your word for that.

 

[Loktar]

It's not all bad though. There's lots of beer, poker and pool with friends and family to break up the monotony.

 

[The Question]

Hopefully, they don't beat you about the head and neck with a thick stick for the black paint smears and ballsack funk on the pool cues and cards too often.

 

[Loktar]

Hopefully, they don't beat you about the head and neck with a thick stick for the black paint smears and ballsack funk on the pool cues and cards too often.

No they ask me if I have any black paint leftover so we all can get blackfaced and blackballed and go out and rape some lady cupcakeers.

 

[The Question]

How excellently disgusting. Why would you post such racist nonsense?

 

[Loktar]

How excellently disgusting. Why would you post such racist nonsense?

Because it's Trump's World and we're all just living in it. Orange is the new black. So it's not nonsense. It's the new normal.

 

[The Question]

No complaints about Trump from here on out, then?

 

[Loktar]

No complaints about Trump from here on out, then?

Nope. What's to complain about? That orange fish is frying himself. I like rich, fatty fish. With Russian dressing.

 

[The Question]

I haven't seen him say anything racist yet himself. But at least there's one fish in the pan. (Don't look now -- it's you. )

 

[Loktar]

I am not a fish, I am a majestic dolphin.

 

[The Question]

As tuna is the chicken of the sea, that only makes you the turkey of the sea. Get on my sammich, Flipper.

 

[The Question]

Moderate structural revisions to Act 1.

 

[The Question]

Y'know, revisions could be tackled a lot faster if you worthless halfwit horsefucking haters would provide actual, legitimately constructive criticism instead of idiotic vaguefag shit. I post things like this for genuine feedback, not so you can just spew shit everywhere like lactose-intolerant infants.

 

[Loktar]

Moderate structural revisions to Act 1.

You need major structural revisions to the whole book. I recommend a hack and slash job or a scorched earth policy. That crapload bearing beam has got to go also.

Y'know, revisions could be tackled a lot faster if you worthless halfwit horsefucking haters would provide actual, legitimately constructive criticism instead of idiotic vaguefag shit. I post things like this for genuine feedback, not so you can just spew shit everywhere like lactose-intolerant infants.

See answer above. Happy now?

 

[The Question]

Your criticism would have so much more gravitas if only it were based on having actually read the damn thing in the first place.

 

[Loktar]

I read it. The excerpt anyway.

Anyway, I don't want to read the whole book, because then I might have to admit its pretty damn........