"bertshocka" for moderator?..i have plenty of experience at moding forums.
WRONG, sir! WRONG! Under section 37B of the contract signed by you, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis,
incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...
Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You
stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!