Dammit, Are there any real women at Troll Kingdom?

[The Question]

I need a woman who wears a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store.

What you need is to have the hoses turned on ya, 'cause you stank.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Not sure why he's embarrasing himself so, but....................

UP TOP

 

[Jibbles]

LOL AT THIS FAT FUCK TRYING TO COZY UP TO THE WIMMINZ! Full on /r/niceguys, /r/neckbeard, /r/incels.

Jesus fuck.

This is still true; 3 years later.

He's just more fat and more of a fuck.

 

[MODMAN]

Ah hello - I'm a woman.

I thought it was well known. Well, I thought some of you knew. The MAN in MOD was just misdirection at the time I registered.

I had my pic up to the left briefly. LOL - why am I not surprised no one noticed?

Here's a better shot of me. Few years old now but I like my smile in it.

 

[jack]

That was......different. btw I noticed it right away. Told you to get your fingers out of your mouth

If that's really you, you're pretty cute.

 

[jack]

This is still true; 3 years later.

He's just more fat and more of a fuck.

You and Sephhie were feuding back then

 

[Jibbles]

Why is your neck, shoulders, spine, and tits misaligned? What should point straight is pointing down and what points down is sagging left and right and what should be true is twisted.

Sephie doesn't want none of this. That's why he went and O.D.'d on that dope. Dead mother fuckers can't talk.

 

[jack]

Seph OD'd on dope?

I missed that.

 

[MODMAN]

Why is your neck, shoulders, spine, and tits misaligned? What should point straight is pointing down and what points down is sagging left and right and what should be true is twisted.

Sephie doesn't want none of this. That's why he went and O.D.'d on that dope. Dead mother fuckers can't talk.

You should see her in action.

Well, I'm a bit disappointed. Was hoping a fellow porn aficionado would have picked her. Pity she left the industry in her 30s.

She was one of my favourites. Actually, she stood out because she looks eerily like my first ex with the horse face.

Google or Xvideo / xhamster / pornhub "Samantha Sterlyng".

 

[blackfoot NAP]

 

[jack]

^^Nice self portrait, Wilson.

 

[Imperium]

Volophone is a woman. with giant BOOBS if I recall correctly.

 

[MODMAN]

While TK might be a bit short of the fairer sex, one thing it's not short of is BOOBS. Lots of big, dumb boobs.

 

[Imperium]

Giants BOOBS. Literally everywhere!

 

[Charlemagne]

Holy...

Alright, who opened the Necronomicon while making armpit noises and summoned Impy?

 

[The Question]

Holy...

Alright, who opened the Necronomicon while making armpit noises and summoned Impy?

Somebody left unwashed dishes in the sink. The wages of unwashed dishes is roaches.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Jack, I see you’re busy digging up old Blackfoot threads to bump. It must be harvest time at the retard farm.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

 

[jack]

Jack, I see you’re busy digging up old Blackfoot threads to bump. It must be harvest time at the retard farm.

Actually, all I'm doing is pointing out that he views the threads I'm bumping almost daily, so the is on him. He also views certain threads in his shitty spam sports forum, but I don't give him the satisfaction, since he only does that to juice his own fake stats.

He knows it too, but as a malignant narcissist he can't admit it when he gets caught and called out.

It's OK, everything's changing around here in a few days. If he survives and still posts here, I'll be leaving here permanently and taking up residence at ASVS with the stipulation that he NOT be allowed to post there. I have some ideas for a forum or two I'd like to create and oversee there There are a couple of other boards I'm already nestling into that he doesn't know about, but this is my going away present to the dumbest black bastard on the planet.

As in, stick a fork in it...it's finished/