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I knew Apple's old slogan was "Think different." What I *didn't* know is this was because IBM's old slogan was "THINK." This also makes the branding of IBM's laptopsas "ThinkPads" make much more sense.
 
If I were Hugh Laurie, I would buy the biggest Land Rover they sell and call it "Huge Lorry."
 
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Although it looks like M$ does its best to issue updates to keep this from working (judging from the comments).

Speaking of which, I don't know if I mentioned it before, but you probably know that when you buy a new computer, Windows forces you to add it to the Microsoft Network. There was a workaround that involved pressing the F10 key so now they ship computers with the F keys disabled. This makes it fun the first time you try to do PrtSc. Turns out you need to do a search for updates and update your system.

One thing I miss about living in the Pacific NorthWest is if I ever decided I had enough I could make about a 3-4 hour drive up to Redmond and burn the whole M$ campus to the ground. (Or at least as much as I could before the police got me.)

The violent left and all.
 
A not insignificant part of me wants to just give up and eat what I want and let my body weigh whatever it wants to.
 
The plot of quite a few 1980s movies involves someone stealing Christopher Lloyd's ride for time travel purposes, winding up stranded in the past and trying to get back to the future. He should've gotten a cameo in ST: IV.
 
OH! Wait! Wasn't he in the video footage from the Federation meeting at the start? There you go. Not as good as if he'd been a scientist at Plexicorp or something, but it counts.
 
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