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The time is going to change tonight, I already wake up at about 5am. I am going to be up at 4am. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT 4AM (when you are an old). I'm going to have to force myself to stay awake at night. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. We should do this one more time, then stick to normal time. Who are we saving daylight for? GOLFERS?
 
Yeah, it sucks but I think I already changed everything except my microwave and my cuckoo clock. I always forget something somewhere. Oh, my DSLR, that's right.
 
The time is going to change tonight, I already wake up at about 5am. I am going to be up at 4am. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT 4AM (when you are an old). I'm going to have to force myself to stay awake at night. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. We should do this one more time, then stick to normal time. Who are we saving daylight for? GOLFERS?
There was some feature story the other day about how you should get up before dawn to be productive. The author is like "I get up at 4:30. That way I've got a jump-start on the day." Then he goes on to say he works out for an hour, goes to church, makes a big breakfast, and I forget what else before finishing the story with being ready to take on the day by 8am. And I'm like "OR! You could just sleep until 7:30, say a little prayer, eat some corn flakes, exercise during the commercial breaks when you're watching TV after dinner and not have to go to bed at 8pm."
 
I love how, at this point, after years and years, Photobucket has given up on trying to convince people that they need to sign on or their photos will be deleted FOREVER. Now they've transitioned to "Think how happy you'll be, rediscovering all these old photos [you don't care about or even remembered you hand]!!!111"
 
The time is going to change tonight, I already wake up at about 5am. I am going to be up at 4am. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT 4AM (when you are an old). I'm going to have to force myself to stay awake at night. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. We should do this one more time, then stick to normal time. Who are we saving daylight for? GOLFERS?
The golf shoe fuckers!
 
I woke up at 4:30, but it was really 3:30 (hadn't changed the clocks yet) took the tiny monster dog outside, and made myself go back to bed. I REFUSE TO BE PRODUCTIVE BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP.
 
I've been waking up later and later lately and somehow, even with an extra hour, I managed to only wake up 15 minutes before my planned wake-up time. And that was because I forced myself to. I could've easily hit "snooze" at least one more time. This is the year that I've really started to get Old.

Although in my defense, I suspect I've had a cold for a week or so. How did I get a cold when I barely interact with other people? Beats me. Nonetheless, here we are.
 
I woke up at 4:30, but it was really 3:30 (hadn't changed the clocks yet) took the tiny monster dog outside, and made myself go back to bed. I REFUSE TO BE PRODUCTIVE BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP.
That's nothing! I have to get up at midnight.

 
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cats choose their owners (staff). It's pretty obvious this one knew what it was doing. It matches him perfectly
 
Ooh. Oohhh... Hear me out: Pickled jalapeno slices in mac & cheez.
 
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