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How do I make Beebee understand that she can't fight a coyote?
 
Create a machine that can super evolve a dog's brain.
 
The time is going to change tonight, I already wake up at about 5am. I am going to be up at 4am. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT 4AM (when you are an old). I'm going to have to force myself to stay awake at night. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. We should do this one more time, then stick to normal time. Who are we saving daylight for? GOLFERS?
 
Yeah, it sucks but I think I already changed everything except my microwave and my cuckoo clock. I always forget something somewhere. Oh, my DSLR, that's right.
 
Cassie said:
The time is going to change tonight, I already wake up at about 5am. I am going to be up at 4am. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT 4AM (when you are an old). I'm going to have to force myself to stay awake at night. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. We should do this one more time, then stick to normal time. Who are we saving daylight for? GOLFERS?
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There was some feature story the other day about how you should get up before dawn to be productive. The author is like "I get up at 4:30. That way I've got a jump-start on the day." Then he goes on to say he works out for an hour, goes to church, makes a big breakfast, and I forget what else before finishing the story with being ready to take on the day by 8am. And I'm like "OR! You could just sleep until 7:30, say a little prayer, eat some corn flakes, exercise during the commercial breaks when you're watching TV after dinner and not have to go to bed at 8pm."
 
I love how, at this point, after years and years, Photobucket has given up on trying to convince people that they need to sign on or their photos will be deleted FOREVER. Now they've transitioned to "Think how happy you'll be, rediscovering all these old photos [you don't care about or even remembered you hand]!!!111"
 
Cassie said:
The time is going to change tonight, I already wake up at about 5am. I am going to be up at 4am. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT 4AM (when you are an old). I'm going to have to force myself to stay awake at night. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. We should do this one more time, then stick to normal time. Who are we saving daylight for? GOLFERS?
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The golf shoe fuckers!
 
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