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[jack]

I fucked the swan before you shat on it.

 

[Seph]

That doesn't surprise me you sick fucking pig.

 

[jack]

 

[Seph]

Go fuck a swan weirdo.

 

[vixie]

I know you can do better. I am not sure that shitting on it first then eating it was a step forward, but better then fucking it.

So, one up on Jack.

 

[Seph]

Jack one up, do you mean him sticking one up the animal? if so fuck you too weirdo.

 

[jack]

Hey now, at least I put duct tape around it first so it wouldn't explode.

 

[vixie]

Jack one up, do you mean him sticking one up the animal? if so fuck you too weirdo.

No. I meant you..,weirdo. Ick!

 

[Seph]

Kids my shitty ass you sket.

 

[vixie]

Ugh..seph!

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Don't worry, he's just trying to woo you, ya old tramp.

 

['Gear]

Seph -

Lady killa,

Fish killa,

Same thing really.

 

[FBI parte due]

Did you know that Fresh Kills used to be the biggest man-made structure in the world?

 

[Ilyanna]

Leave it to NYC to give a stream a name every sane person immediately associates with the smell of rotting flesh.







(Yeah, I know the real meaning in this case. Wikipedia ftw.)

 

['Gear]

They have a stream called Christ The Redeemer?

 

[Ilyanna]

Sheesh, Gear, wrong association. That one would be burning flesh.
For sane people, I mean.
Nvm.

 

[FBI parte due]

Is that one of those weird German holiday traditions?

 

[Ilyanna]

Yes. How did you guess?

 

[FBI parte due]

I spent a summer abroad in Stargard and went to one of their biannual Christ spit-roasts.

 

[Ilyanna]

They spit on the roasted Christ? Now that's disrespectful! No proper German would ever do that to food.