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I fucked the swan before you shat on it.
 
That doesn't surprise me you sick fucking pig.
 
:D
 
Go fuck a swan weirdo.
 
I know you can do better. I am not sure that shitting on it first then eating it was a step forward, but better then fucking it.

So, one up on Jack. ;)
 
Jack one up, do you mean him sticking one up the animal? if so fuck you too weirdo.
 
Hey now, at least I put duct tape around it first so it wouldn't explode.
 
Seph said:
Jack one up, do you mean him sticking one up the animal? if so fuck you too weirdo.
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No. I meant you..,weirdo. Ick!
 
Kids my shitty ass you sket.
 
Ugh..seph!
 
Don't worry, he's just trying to woo you, ya old tramp.
 
Seph -

Lady killa,

Fish killa,

Same thing really.
 
Did you know that Fresh Kills used to be the biggest man-made structure in the world?
 
Leave it to NYC to give a stream a name every sane person immediately associates with the smell of rotting flesh.







(Yeah, I know the real meaning in this case. Wikipedia ftw.)
 
They have a stream called Christ The Redeemer?
 
Sheesh, Gear, wrong association. That one would be burning flesh.
For sane people, I mean.
Nvm.
 
Is that one of those weird German holiday traditions?
 
Yes. How did you guess?
 
I spent a summer abroad in Stargard and went to one of their biannual Christ spit-roasts.
 
They spit on the roasted Christ? Now that's disrespectful! No proper German would ever do that to food.
 
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