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3 Strike nocturnal masturbation policy

wizer

wizer

TK addict
To the guys on this forum who jack off too much, I offer this:

I have a "three-strike and you are out" policy of masturbating in a month, and I have a nocturnal masturbation policy where I pay myself $2.00 coupons if I don't masturbate while sleeping, plus $5.00 bonus coupons if I struggle not to masturbate.

Nocturnal masturbation is a relaxed policy I have that basically uses masturbation as a sleeping pill if I cant sleep. The concept is if I masturbate I'll knock myself out and fall asleep if I have insomnia or something like that. It's usually 80% effective, but I usually try to find other ways of falling asleep (to get the $5.00 coupon).
 
Wow.
 
Mirah said:
Wow.
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I am not making this up.

It gets worse. MUCH worse.
 
What is the longest period of time you have gone without pleasuring yourself?
 
Mirah said:
What is the longest period of time you have gone without pleasuring yourself?
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Perhaps as long as a month...but remember I'm in my mid 40s and I have a gf..we're good for maybe twice a week...I don't need much more than that..but then I will get horny stretches, and she's not always around cause she works nights. So I might wack off 2 or 3 times in a week, then nothing for a week or two.

What's your favorite way to masturbate Mirah?

(only fair..I answered your question)
 
wizer said:
To the guys on this forum who jack off too much, I offer this:

I have a "three-strike and you are out" policy of masturbating in a month, and I have a nocturnal masturbation policy where I pay myself $2.00 coupons if I don't masturbate while sleeping, plus $5.00 bonus coupons if I struggle not to masturbate.

Nocturnal masturbation is a relaxed policy I have that basically uses masturbation as a sleeping pill if I cant sleep. The concept is if I masturbate I'll knock myself out and fall asleep if I have insomnia or something like that. It's usually 80% effective, but I usually try to find other ways of falling asleep (to get the $5.00 coupon).
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Are you even a man? Fuck that shit. Masturbate when, where and as often as you'd like.
 
I had a quickie this morning, took me 4 minutes, that was nice. My favorite way to pleasure myself tho is to take a very long time as if I am seducing and romancing myself. I light the candles, put on dance music, I start out naked, after a long hot shower, dress myself slowly, caressing each leg as I put on stalkings, feeling each snap into the stalkings from the garter belt. Tie the top to my lingerie around my neck, brush my hair, and put on a blindfold. Then I use several scarves and tie myself to the bed and pleasure myself with several toys.

Sometimes I like to just fuck myself hard too. I like to have every hole filled while I caress my clit to orgasm.

Sometimes I like to use ice to make my nipples even harder. Slowly sliding the ice inside my pussy and back out tasting it and letting my tongue taste my juices as I cum to orgasm, leaving wetness everywhere.
 
Mirah said:
I had a quickie this morning, took me 4 minutes, that was nice. My favorite way to pleasure myself tho is to take a very long time as if I am seducing and romancing myself. I light the candles, put on dance music, I start out naked, after a long hot shower, dress myself slowly, caressing each leg as I put on stalkings, feeling each snap into the stalkings from the garter belt. Tie the top to my lingerie around my neck, brush my hair, and put on a blindfold. Then I use several scarves and tie myself to the bed and pleasure myself with several toys.

Sometimes I like to just fuck myself hard too. I like to have every hole filled while I caress my clit to orgasm.

Sometimes I like to use ice to make my nipples even harder. Slowly sliding the ice inside my pussy and back out tasting it and letting my tongue taste my juices as I cum to orgasm, leaving wetness everywhere.
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HOLY FUCKING HAWTNESS!!!!

BRB IN 4 minutes.
 
Mirah said:
I had a quickie this morning, took me 4 minutes, that was nice. My favorite way to pleasure myself tho is to take a very long time as if I am seducing and romancing myself. I light the candles, put on dance music, I start out naked, after a long hot shower, dress myself slowly, caressing each leg as I put on stalkings, feeling each snap into the stalkings from the garter belt. Tie the top to my lingerie around my neck, brush my hair, and put on a blindfold. Then I use several scarves and tie myself to the bed and pleasure myself with several toys.

Sometimes I like to just fuck myself hard too. I like to have every hole filled while I caress my clit to orgasm.

Sometimes I like to use ice to make my nipples even harder. Slowly sliding the ice inside my pussy and back out tasting it and letting my tongue taste my juices as I cum to orgasm, leaving wetness everywhere.
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That was a FANTASTIC description..however you didn't answer the question correctly because I was looking for your favorite way and you gave several. You will have to be punished for that...

I think the punishment should fit the crime, so you will use my penis as a substitute for whatever you were using in the above narrative. What night is good for you next week? My schedule is open...
 
Loktar said:
Are you even a man? Fuck that shit. Masturbate when, where and as often as you'd like.
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You SINNER
 
wizer said:
That was a FANTASTIC description..however you didn't answer the question correctly because I was looking for your favorite way and you gave several. You will have to be punished for that...

I think the punishment should fit the crime, so you will use my penis as a substitute for whatever you were using in the above narrative. What night is good for you next week? My schedule is open...
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LOL, either I say "too bad my legs are closed"
Or typical slut response, "Oooh my legs are open"
Or mm response, "Of course your schedule is open dear ;)"
Or Coyote Ugly, "Shut up ######"

I can't decide, Can you help me?
 
Mirah said:
LOL, either I say "too bad my legs are closed"
Or typical slut response, "Oooh my legs are open"
Or mm response, "Of course your schedule is open dear ;)"
Or Coyote Ugly, "Shut up ######"

I can't decide, Can you help me?
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Sure.

Say "Wednesday"
 
Wednesday.
 
Say

"wizer I want to suck your cock and I want you to cum on my face"
 
Wizer I want to suck your cock and I want you to cum all over my face. But I like to swallow. Please let me swallow. Please can I taste your cum? Please Wizer.
 
Mirah said:
Wizer I want to suck your cock and I want you to cum all over my face. But I like to swallow. Please let me swallow. Please can I taste your cum? Please Wizer.
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Too late.
 
LOL.
 
Somnonanism is such a beautiful word.
 
I am going to go masterbate now. Any guesses how long it will take?
 
I already know :phpsmile:
 
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